1. Heave them.
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2. Pretty pleeze keep them, but if you do heave them, CALL US FIRST.
The more historically accurate among you will be relieved to learn they've gone to a good (historically accurate) home down the street.
Once we got rid of the lights, as mid century modern loving people, we were then required to purchase George Nelson pendants. If we didn't, our membership to the hipster bourgeois club might be revoked. You know what? I don't care if they're ubiquitous, I love them.