October 15, 2010

White Girl Friday Rap

White (very) Girl Friday Rap (insert your own beatbox sounds for added entertainment)

From the F to the R to the I to the DAY,
I've worked all week and made some pay so
Stamp the check b/4 it goes up in smoke y'all
At the Credit Union (cause we shop local.)

Don't get me wrong, I sure am grateful for
A roof and a bed and a spadeful of dirt
To dig! And plant! And holy shit!
Get those red-twig dogwoods in the ground QUICK,
'Cause a super hard frost? Just around the corner.
But the bathroom project needs to move FORWARD.
No progress? No posts. No posts? No Feed!
And with nothing cool for readers to see?
They're off to another blog about the H and the G.

From the F to the R to the I to the DAY,
I've worked all week and made some pay so
Stamp the check b/4 it goes up in smoke y'all
At the Credit Union (cause we shop local.)
I've heard that it's hard out there for a simple
Blog just trying to limp along and make
Some Ad dough - Yo, I'm not loco.
I don't expect more than a poco.
So sistah please, go take some pit-churs
Of that reinforcing steel plate insertion (200 inches.)
Oh this gringo is tired and sore and feelin' lazy.
Get me an Oregon Pinor Noir b/4 I go crazy!

From the F to the R to the I to the DAY,
I've worked all week and made some pay so
Stamp the check b/4 it goes up in smoke y'all
At the Credit Union (cause we shop local.)

5 comments:

  1. Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! LOL

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  2. You go girl!!!!!

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  3. That is the best thing I've read so far today! Be honest, how long did it take you to write. Is it odd that I kinda bobbed my head while reading it? HA! Love it, thanks for sharing.

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  4. I come back to this every once in a while and it still makes me laugh.
    - agata.

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