For two years, I schlepped the 50 foot garden hose around the back yard when I needed to water plants. And when I was done watering, I would - like a Mexican Wrestler (you are definitely going to want to click on that hyperlink)- put on my cape, mask, and unitard, bare my teeth, crouch down with my hands out, and SPRING into attack mode, contorting my opponent (the hose) and wrangling it into submission. I received bonus points if the hose ended up in something resembling a 'heap' or 'pile'.
This 50 foot of hose pile/heap would then sit on the back porch floor, taking up about 20 square feet (my wrangling skills are limited), making the back porch very 'GO AWAY-y'.
Dear reader, I bring you, the HOSE PUT-ER AWAY-ER!